The Boy in the WoodsMuse A's family just bought a house with a large woods behind it. While exploring the woods, Muse A happens upon Muse B, a mischievous forest sprite who, against better judgement, is simply fascinated with humans. Muse B, who usually hides themselves in the presence of humans, approaches Muse A hesitantly, unsure if they’re the monsters the Elder Sprites have made them out to be, but Muse A is just as shy and just as curious as Muse B. A friendship blossoms, and Muse A begins to visit the woods often, but Muse B will never venture towards the human’s home, and will never show themselves if other humans are around. Muse B is fascinated by things like umbrellas and cell phones, but cannot comprehend human greed, the need to build bigger houses and destroy nature to do so as it is in the nature of the sprites to take only what they need and to give what they can, so Muse B cannot understand why humans do not all just take care of each other.
When autumn comes, Muse B reveals to Muse A that they will be leaving soon, to migrate south for the winter where it is warmer. Can Muse A convince Muse B to give up their life as a Sprite, cover their pointed ears and live as a human? Is Muse B ready to step out of the forest and into Muse A's strange and scary world?
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)
that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS
if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)
ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)
ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)